I went and saw The Avengers again today

And since I’ve already seen it I decided to spend the entirety of the movie counting the number of butt shots

At the end I came up with 42, give or take a butt

The movie is 143  minutes long

That is roughly 1/3 bpm (butts per minute)

The award for most buttshots goes to Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson a close second (I don’t have exact numbers this is a guesstimate)

I’m not sure if the butt shots of Chris were intentional, or if his badonk just couldn’t be contained