So I started playing this iOS game called Bloodmasque, it’s made by Square Enix and it was free so I figured it might be good.
I was happily surprised. Apparently you can upload pictures of your face for your in-game character. This is my angry face.
My casual face.
And my happy face.
Butthunter: Vampire Slayer. Hunting butts for eternity.
Self-styled? Yeah, sort of.
The hard way suits me.
I’MMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
That’s what she said. I’m upset about this apparently.
This screen cap was an accident but damn, my light penis is impressive.
Victory pleases me.
My first team doesn’t seem as thrilled as I do.
Naw, I’m new to town.
Oh, friendlier you say?
I appear to be a tad.. distracted.
Leave em wanting more, that’s what my pops always taught me.
Going for a stroll.
Seems like a face that would be hard to forget.
my future children
Ziggs [14:56]: try to hold ez at tower, i’ll ult
Tristana [14:59]: he’ll just blink away
Ziggs [15:03]: he won’t
Tristana [15:06]: u sure?
Ziggs [15:10]: HEY EZREAL
Ezreal [15:14]: whaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Thanks to uzuhenry for the quote!)
today i got a box in the mail that i didnt remember ordering??
so i look inside and it’s a huge-ass bag of fortune cookies????
and i opened a few and
one of my friends ordered a fucking huge set of fortune cookies with custom messages
If Dracula isn’t your favorite Space Funeral character then… I just don’t know what to do with you. B1
Also I apologize for the dumbest pic of Dracula to exist.
????? a sonic game that looks good and silly and colorful and not with weird realistic people in it??
IS IT POSSIBLE
IT MIGHT BE GOOD AND NOT CRINGEWORTHY?
ahh it looks cute!! it has a sort of mario galaxy vibe, i think
Silky anteater (Cyclopes didactylus)
This is actually also why the more popular “Giant Anteater” has “Giant” in its name. This is the “regular” anteater.
I bet some of you did not even know there was a regular anteater.
Much less that it was obviously designed retroactively by the angel of Jim Henson.
WOW PERFECT BABY
im not funny
im not even sorry
oh MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD
This is the fourth brodyquest remix on my blog and I am not sorry
They’re called Voca People and they cover the history of musical genres in five minutes. Dude.